SALSAS

Dirty Lil Roja

MSRP: $9.99

Our Mild Red Salsa: It’s like a soft whisper of heat—just enough to make you feel adventurous but not enough to make you sweat. It promises excitement but delivers comfort. Perfect for those who like a little spice but still call their mom every day.

Jalapeñ-yo Mouth

MSRP: $9.99

Our Spicy Green Salsa: This one’s the fiery fling you’ll be bragging about for weeks—smooth, seductive, and just the right kind of heat to leave you sweating in all the best ways. It’s more addictive than your bad decisions and so irresistible it will keep you coming back for more, even when you know better.

Warning: Proceed with caution—pants might come off, but the heat won’t.